Yo, Key-Shawn, you're kidding me, right?

The B.C.S. is wickity-wack. How in the world did Ohio State (minus Maurice Clarett-Brown) leap frog over Pete Carroll and the Trojans? How big was the game with Ohio State and Michigan? I'll tell ya how big it was. A judge let an inmate spend the weekend just to watch the game and then he was locked up!

G-Tech gave Uconn all they could handle. When's Charlie V going to suit up? Yo NCAA, let the kid play, aight!

Wisconsin freshman big man, Brian Butch will red-shirt. Good idea. The kid gets to bulk up, learn the system, and get a head start in the lecture halls. Would it be a bad idea to rule freshmen have to sit out their first year? I like the idea. Hey, I believe Lew Alcindor sat his freshman year.

Duke transfer Kris Humphries got off against UMKC in Minny by dropping 26 and pulling down 15 caroms. KH is feeling better now that he is home.

Glenn Rivers was fired as coach of the Orlando T-Macs, I mean Orlando Magic coach. The Tragic got off to a 1-10 start under Rivers. I knew he would get behind the mic!

Last week I said Uconn could beat the Miami Heat. I take that back, I meant they could beat the Tragic.

How about my squad, St. Joe's? They knocked off America's team, Gonzaga. Way to go Coach Martelli.

Did you know there are now 329 D-1 hoop schools? They must open up the NCAA tournament to 74 teams instead of 64. I'm making it a goal to see every D-1 team play this year on TV or in person.

Former Maryland star Len Bias would've been 40 years old last week. I bet with his body, he'd still be playing.

The Roanoke Dazzle beat the Maryland Terps.

I had someone email me to tell me to lay off the Dixie Chicks. Ok, no more Dixie Chicks!

Memo to fans in Chapel Hill: Lay off Dr. Roy and let him coach.

Bruce Weber is kicking ass and taking names. He suspended three players because they didn't take care of business! Yo, fella's, handle yo business!

Nebraska football coaches complaining to the opposition for running up the score? Yo Tommy Frazier, you hear that?

Why does the media blow this 14 year old soccer player up, but when Lebron busted on the scene, they treated him like a criminal?

All these "all-natural formula's that boosts the male sex drive" is going to put Larry Flynt out of business and he'll take them to court, and win!

Diana Taurasi got game. Something tells me she'd be the sixth "lady" on the boyz team! I'm still waiting for her to return my call!

Pardon the Interruption, but it's time you guys ended that obnoxious show!

Who would win in a game to 15, Eminem or Justin Timberlake?

Duke pulls in big time recruit Shaun Livingston! Wow, the rich get richer. This cat is 6-7 and he runs the point! But you gotta love the Boilmakers?

The NCAA has to do something about their schools playing these meaningless exhibition games.

Who made Jay Bilas an authority on college basketball?

Hey Joey D, now you got Schilling on the mound!

Big shout outs to my man Billy Hahn. Let's go Explorers!

The Grasshopper is coming strong this season!