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LEBRON VS. CARMELO

By THE GRASSHOPPER


The Grasshopper will need to upgrade his wardrobe like LeBron James (above) if he is going to have his own reality show on television (AP).

Listen up and listen good! This match-up (LeBron James vs. Carmelo Anthony) will be sweet over the next couple of years, but in no way will it ever be Larry/Magic. End of story?they are going to be two very good players. Also, I like Georgia Tech's Chris Bosh.

I was at the newsstand the other night and I was getting dizzy from all the hoop magazines. So I said to the guy next to me, "yo bro', did you ever stop to think about how many hoop magazines are on this shelf?"

His reply, "I don't care, I'm reading about Bob the bachelor in People Magazine!"

They now have more "high school basketball" magazines then women's college mags.

What actually got accomplished at that college coaches summit meeting in Chicago?

I want my own talk show on 'Spike TV.'

Yo Magarity, when is Marist jumping to the Big East? Good luck against Hofstra on Tuesday.

Coach O.B. in Columbus, you better get that voice straight, you're one of my favorites. And not because you hail from Brooklyn, either!

Everyone is talking about how tough of a schedule Michigan State has. Well they all forget one thing; the Spartans started off with a loss already to probably the best team they will face all year, the Harlem Globetrotters.

What ever happened to Marathon Oil? Or AIA, Athletes in Action?

Head basketball coach Winston Bennett was fired recently at Kentucky State for hitting one of his players. Coaches, coaches, coaches; you can't hit your players!!!

If I eat any more Krispy Kreme d-nuts, I'm going to look like a balloon! You can't chew those things, you inhale them!

I think Uconn could beat the Miami Heat.

I got a good idea for a new reality TV show; 'Who Wants to Date a Grasshopper?'

I get the feeling Chicago Bulls head coach Bill Cartwright would make a better college coach.

Wow, all of a sudden Tim Floyd can coach now. He must've spent a lot of time at coaching clinics.

Where's Tim Capstraw?

Will the Spice Girls please stand up, please stand up!

I'd like to see a battle royal with them and the Dixie Chicks.

I get sick to my stomach when I hear about these hazing incidents in high school and even college. The next time it happens, people should be thrown in jail, coaches included.

Oh shoot, this is supposed to be about college hoops, my bad.

But wait, one more. Reality television has sunk to an all-time low. "Can You Be a Porn Star" begins Jan.8

Big Al Sharpton hosting Saturday Night Live?

Back to college hoops. I didn't think the Marquette/St. John's game was that bad? But they better work on their shooting, 32/105 from the field combined. Yikes?Marquette will be joining the Big East, so they better get used to those rims at the "God-in"

Keep an eye on UMKC vs. Minnesota in the Pre-season NIT. Should be a goodie. Also, watch the Terriers of SFC take on Umass.

What's the line on the Yale/Uconn game?

How about the "five-footer" Mike Lupica throwing his "two cents" worth by dissing Bobby Stoops of OU? Don't ya just love sportswriters who never played any sport (not even dodge ball) who like to rip coaches and players. OU ran the ball up the gut the last 30 plays of the game, lay off Stoops.

I'm not much into politics, but could some one break it down for me as to why our US Troops are still in Iraq? To me, they look like sitting ducks?



 
 
 
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