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April 21,
2009
SONNY
LOSPECCHIO
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech |
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long last we have reached the final act on the 2009
Runway to the Fashionable 4. Aside from the
noticeable absence of yours truly in the
championship round, this year’s competition lived up
to all of the pre-tournament hype.
“The field was loaded with stylish coaches,” said
Middle Tennessee head coach Kermit Davis. “I think
it was as competitive a field as ever been
assembled. In addition to all the big name style
guys the field was loaded with quite a few
underrated, but not under dressed coaches.”
Like I have been telling people, I am very underrated.
Kermit is one of those guys who does not get a lot of
national television time so people may not realize
the style he sports in Murfreesboro, TN. Coaches
like Kermit, Randy Bennett, Horace Broadnax
(Savannah State), Kevin Broadus (Binghamton), Tim
Carter (South Carolina State), Steve Hawkins
(Western Michigan), Johnny Jones (North Texas), Dan
Leibovitz (Hartford), may not be popular enough to
grace the cover of GQ, but they deserve to get a
little ink.
And then there are guys who buy GQ because they need a
lot of help. Guys like Santa Clara’s Kerry Keating.
Quite surprisingly Keating is back in the championship
for the second straight season. He is seeking to
become the only coach to ever win both the head
coach and assistant coach tournaments. In my opinion
he should still be competing with the assistant
coaches. His attire simply does not measure up.
“I don’t write the blog for the Runway to the
Fashionable 4 so it should be clear that I have
advanced on merit,” says Keating. “If someone else
were put in charge of covering the event, the
fashion world would never hear the name Seth
Greenberg again.”
Keating would have been well advised to consult with
me, rather than insult me. I have faced his
championship opponent in each of the past two
fashion tournaments. I gave him all he could handle
in the Elegant 8 this year and last year I caught
the eye of the fashion world by beating Rick Pitino
in the opening round. I was a 16 seed.
“Seth remembers beating Rick in the opening round,”
says Keating. “Everyone else remembers Seth winning
because Rick didn’t show up. There were some changes
to the start times and Rick Pitino’s camp did not
get the memo. Seth neglected to mention that.”
Keating should remember the pecking order from one of
his favorite movies, “A Bronx Tale.” Keating is
Calogero and Pitino is Sonny LoSpecchio, the boss.
The first order of business for the day was to
determine America’s most stylish assistant coach.
Wayne McClain (Illinois) was facing hometown favorite
Bacari Alexander (Western Michigan). Alexander, who
calls Detroit home, is a two-time champion on the
Runway so it was easy to understand why he would be
the favorite on this day.
“He has the home court advantage,” said legendary
coach Hugh Durham. “Normally that means you get the
majority of the calls, but there have been a lot of
questionable calls during this tournament.”
You mean like Rick Pitino beating me in the Elegant 8?
“No they got that one right,” said Durham. “It was the
three wins leading up to that contest that I would
have to question.”
Coach Durham has an impressive coaching resume, but
his knowledge of style is clearly limited.
In my opinion Coach McClain should be crowned
champion, but I don’t have a vote. Bacari “and Coke”
Alexander becomes the first coach to ever win the
title of best-dressed coach three times.
He couldn’t keep up with the likes of me in the “real”
tournament, but Bacari has clearly separated himself
in the understudy tourney.
On the main stage my man Keating was all decked out
and had designs on winning another title of his own,
but his designs cannot match Pitino’s designer
fashions.
The best-dressed coach award has been handed out every
year since 1998. Shockingly, in eleven seasons
Pitino has never been crowned champion. Until now.
You can make a pretty strong case that Pitino is the
coach that took style to another level. Ravishing
Rick is America’s Most Stylish in 2009.
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April 16,
2009
COLLEGE BASKETBALL'S VANILLA ICE
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
As the competitors made last-minute alterations, the
fashion world turned its’ attention south to
Knoxville, TN. For those of you that missed it be
thankful that you did. Bad style reached its’ apex.
I am going to have a tough time lobbying, in future
tournaments, for my man Bruce Pearl after his
appearance at student function on the campus of the
University of Tennessee. Bruce is a loyal member of
the Jewish Coaches fraternity, but I really have to
question his orange and white-checkered sport coat,
with no shirt. And then he tried to rap.
Are you serious Bruce?
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Well Peal I can rhyme a little bit myself…
You think you can rhyme
well I can kick it better
That’s one ugly coat
and a bad looking sweater
It’s rap master Pearl
with the big gold chain
If he thinks he can rhyme
then I am the Jewish Big Daddy Kane
Bruce has done a heck of a job in his short time at
Tennessee, but he has got to do something about the
wardrobe. He’s the Vanilla Ice of College
Basketball.
After recovering from my “questionable” loss to Pitino
in the Elegant 8, I took some time to study the two
national semi-final matchups. The Pitino-Clooney
matchup is clearly for all the marbles. The
Keating-Les clash is like a pre-determined
consolation contest.
Keating vs. Les? What is this, the fashion equivalent
to Bracket Busters?
I was so focused on my matchup with Pitino that I
didn’t give much thought to Keating’s advancement to
the Fashionable 4. Now with time to reflect, I can
say without reservation that it’s an absolute
disgrace.
I am not completely agreeable to Les making it this
far, but he at least he has NBA pedigree. Keating
learned style under the tutelage of Ben Howland.
While Ben appears well on his way to applying for
membership in the FBCA (Fashionable Bald Coaches
Association), it’s not clear to me that he meets the
fashion requirement. He may not get voted in on the
first ballot.
And he is Keating’s style coach.
While I would expect big ratings for the Clooney-Pitino
contest, I would fully expect the network to find
alternative programming while the other semi-final
is being contested. Perhaps an episode of ‘watching
paint dry’ would be more captivating.
My prediction is a Les is more result, with Jim Les
moving on to the championship against Clooney. I
honestly cannot see Jay Wright losing to the Good
Humor Man. When I see the white suit I think Toasted
Almond, not GQ. You would never see Clooney in a
white suit.
I haven’t given a lot of love to the Assistant Coach
Tournament, but let’s be honest -- Nobody really
cares. They could be giving away money and few would
show up to watch the event. Still it is worth at
least a peak because the hometown guy is seeking to
do something even Clooney hasn’t done. Bacari “and
Coke” Alexander is two wins away from becoming the
first coach (head coach or assistant) to capture
three style championships.
And he seems pretty confident coming into his matchup
with Kareem Richardson (Drake).
“K is definitely a Cinderella in the tournament, but
unfortunately the slipper got a little tight,” said
Alexander. “I'm in my own back yard in Detroit and I
have a record crowd behind me at Ford Field. I hope
that's enough to get it done.”
After looking at film on Alexander, two things are
very clear to me. First, he is a pretty stylish
individual. Secondly, the fashion committee robbed
his mentor and style coach.
This proves, once and for all, that there is a
concerted effort by the committee to keep the
fashionably bald from advancing deep into the
tournament. Hawk added the final touch to his
ensemble this year with the designer spectacles. It
gives him that very distinguished look, something he
has clearly passed on to Bacari.
Last season Alexander came up just short, losing in
the title match to Missouri’s Melvin Watkins. The
addition of Hawkins to his own fashion advisory
board should make the difference now.
As for the matter of Hawkins and other FBCA members
not advancing on the Runway to the Fashionable 4, on
behalf of Steve and bald coaches everywhere I plan
on filing a complaint with the American Civil
Liberties Union.
And I will be filing a similar complaint with the
fashion committee, after learning that Kerry Keating
had out-styled Jim Les to earn a spot in the
championship. That is an absolute joke. Neither guy
had any business making it this far, but at least
Les should have won this matchup of the fashionably
challenged.
Keating in the finals is more comical then Pearl’s
checkerboard.
I am at a loss for words so I will let you check the
remaining results for yourself.
Like my man Bruce Pearl said… Peace I’m out!
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April 15,
2009
PLEASANTLY PLUMP
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
I believe that it is important to begin today’s
festivities by thanking the loyal supporters of the
FBCA (Fashionable Bald Coaches Association). I have
heard from many of you over the past couple of days
and some have even contacted the fashion selection
committee directly.
Dear Selection Committee,
I have been of the opinion, which Seth wrote about,
for a long time in that bald men are discriminated
against on the Runway to the Fashionable 4. I would
like to take that a step further as I also believe
that those of us that are pleasantly plump were
discriminated against, even more. If you are
unfortunate enough to have both factors working
against you -- you have no chance. In essence, our
membership is classified as low major.
Which brings me back to this year. I have spent the
entire year in an intense workout regimen in an
effort to lose the 2 lbs that I lost and felt was
needed to get me over the top. It is glaringly
obvious that this year’s committee is incompetent! I
hope steps are taken in the future to improve the
process in which bald/chubby coaches can be taken
seriously as well dressed individuals. We have
feelings as well. And for the record, I am
comfortable in my own skin!
Sincerely,
Steve Hawkins
Head Men’s Basketball Coach
Western Michigan University
Steve Hawkins was the recipient of the annual FBCA
Chrome Dome Award for 2009. Hawk did an outstanding
job of keeping his dome well polished throughout the
season. He edged out Randy Bennett (St. Mary’s) and
Andy Kennedy (Ole Miss) for the honors this year. As
for the extra poundage, I would recommend the
elliptical.
While the hierarchy of the FBCA was disappointed that
Hawk and other members did not advance deep into the
2009 tournament, we were more disappointed that one
of the organization’s arch nemesis continues to
advance.
With each win on the catwalk, Santa Clara’s Kerry
Keating has made it a point to reach all members of
the FBCA via text messaging to announce his victory.
Virtually our entire membership was hoping for a
victory by Fabulous Frank Martin (Kansas State) over
Keating.
Despite my advice that linens don’t work well in cold
weather climates, Frank rolled into Detroit with
South Beach attire. Much to our dismay, Keating had
little trouble advancing to his second straight
Fashionable 4.
Moments after the contest went finale, we all received
a text message from Santa Clara.
Keating’s opponent in the Fashionable 4 figured to be
the defending national champion from Cleveland
State, Gary Waters. He is as sharp and well pressed
as they come. He first made his mark at Kent State,
in the early part of the decade and took it to
another level during his time spent at Rutgers. Last
season he joined Clooney (Jay Wright), Bruiser Flint
(Drexel) and Willis Wilson (former Rice head coach)
as the only two-time champions on the Runway. An
unprecedented third title will have to wait at least
one year.
Bradley’s Jim Les stunned Waters to advance to the
Fashionable 4.
“I think the fact that Coach Les is a spitting image
of Tom Cruise had more to do with him advancing in
this tournament than his wardrobe,” says Eric
Buescher, associate head coach at Bradley. "I do
have to give his wife Jodi credit for stepping up
his wardrobe this year. If it weren’t for her, Coach
would still be in the 80’s gear he was wearing in
college. He will definitely have to be at the top of
his game to compete at this level.”
In the East, Clooney met Gucci. Binghamton’s Kevin
Broadus styled his way through to the Elegant 8.
Coach Broadus had an outstanding season, leading his
program to its first-ever NCAA appearance and he
followed it up with an impressive stroll down the
catwalk.
Most of the fashion experts thought this would be a
comfortable win for Jay, but Broadus jumped to the
early lead and continued to put the pressure on
Clooney. At the ten-minute mark of the second half,
Clooney was down double-digits. After watching Gary
Waters get beat earlier in the day those in
attendance started to believe anything was possible.
With time running out Jay turned to fashion
consultant, Rollie Massimino. Jay used a full court
press to narrow the margin and then dazzled the
crowd with an array of high-quality threads. Gucci
had no answer.
Now all that was left to be decided was the fashion
finale in the Southeast Regional between Ricky
Pitino and yours truly.
Despite my impressive performances to date, many still
questioned my appearance in the Elegant 8.
“It’s comical,” said CollegeInsider.com’s Joe Dwyer.
“The statement ‘bald is beautiful’ is the anthem
only for those who don’t have hair.”
This coming from a guy who shows up in shorts,
flip-flops, a skull cap and a David Thompson (Denver
Nuggets) throwback jersey.
“I would have to agree with Joe,” said Hugh Durham.
“If Seth is stylish then I am a world class
tri-athlete. Pitino should win that easy.”
I am going to give coach Durham a pass.
“I remembering getting a pretty good laugh last year
when I heard Seth had beaten Pitino,” said Kerry
Keating. “I thought it was someone’s poor attempt at
humor. If he beats Pitino again I will forfeit my
win over Frank Martin and never enter another
fashion tournament.”
Keating just provided me with that extra motivation I
needed.
Among others in attendance was Jay Bilas who served as
the fashion analyst for the 2008 tournament in San
Antonio. Surprisingly Jay was stunned to see me
still competing, but he did seem to like my chances.
“It’s really hard to justify Pitino’s white suit,”
said Bilas. “Where is Tattoo?”
Pitino left the white suit on the bench for this
contest.
Not surprisingly I dazzled everyone with my style and
grace. Pitino had to go deep into his closet to keep
up with me. Late in the contest the on-stage
monitors went out, but there was no concern on my
part as I was already comfortably ahead.
As the seconds ticked off I was ecstatic with the
prospects of a second straight trip to the
Fashionable 4. Hokie Nation could feel victory
within our grasps. Then I got the news.
Pitino had advanced to the Fashionable 4.
There is no question I was robbed, but I was gracious
in defeat as I addressed the media afterwards.
“What was the difference today,” asked one reporter.
Pitino is regal. There is no way around it. I thought
I had the advantage having beaten him in last year’s
tournament, but it his in-game tailoring was huge.
It wasn’t meant to be today.
“There has been a lot of speculation that you may not
compete on the 2010 Runway to the Fashionable 4 in
Indianapolis,” wondered another reporter.
I will definitely compete next season. I think my
style is something this tournament needs. I look
forward to lobbying for more members of the FBCA to
make the field in 2010 and I look forward to making
another run on the catwalk.
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April 13,
2009
THE FBCA
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
Let me begin by responding to the influx of emails
regarding the 2009 Runway to the Fashionable 4.
While the majority has focused on the support of
their respective coaches, there is a voice of
opposition to yours truly being among the 65
competitors in the field.
Quite frankly I think I am very underrated.
For years I have carried the banner for the FBCA
(Fashionable Bald Coaches Association). Our numbers
are limited but our voice is loud. I firmly believe
the fashion selection committee has not given our
membership enough credit. Guys like Steve Hawkins
(Western Michigan) and Andy Kennedy (Ole Miss) have
not gotten a fair shake. Hawkins was one-and-done in
this year’s tournament and Kennedy didn’t even
receive an at-large bid. And how about Buzz Williams
(Marquette)? The polished dome got no love from the
committee.
Then there is the next wave of guys, who will be
full-fledged FBCA members soon. Lets be honest, guys
like Bob Hill (Rutgers), Ben Howland (UCLA), Phil
Martelli (St. Joseph’s) and Kevin Stallings
(Vanderbilt) are just a couple of follicles away
from FBCA membership. Despite some nifty attire none
of those guys made the field this season. There is
no question that the follicley-challenged do not
receive nearly the same consideration as the younger
and slicker coaches, despite the fact that their
wardrobes do not compare to FBCA members.
I will certainly continue to lobby with the selection
committee in the off-season to see if we can get
more our members in the fashion field. There will be
a Rogaine bracket in 2010.
Now let’s take a look at the action from Saturday
evening, beginning in the Southeast Region.
Did you really think John Calipari (Kentucky) was
going to beat me? Cal can recruit some of the most
talented high school players in America, but it’s
obvious he has not been able to recruit a big time
tailor. 8 million dollars a year gives you an
advantage in this tournament, but it’s clear that
Cal doesn’t have an eye for style. Various shades of
blue ties do not make a black suit look good. There
is no diversity in Cal’s wardrobe.
Rumor has it that Horace Broadnax (Savannah State)
borrowed a few white towels from Coach John
Thompson. Fortunately for him he didn’t solicit any
fashion advice from Big John. Speaking of advice,
who advised Pitino to un-retire the white suit? It
was not a good choice last season, but for some
reason he broke it out again this season. Broadnax
should advance for that reason alone, but apparently
the fashion committee was impressed by Pitino’s
“white-out” tactic and he moved on to the “Elegant
8” where he will meet yours truly.
In the East Region, Clooney (Jay Wright) used the full
court press to get past Frank Haith (Miami). Jay is
so clean you can smell the cologne through the TV.
His next opponent would come from the Kermit Davis
(Middle Tennessee)-Kevin Broadus (Binghamton)
matchup. Kermit, a debonair southern gentleman, has
good classic style in a compact package. Broadus has
Gucci on speed dial.
Kermit, that’s just too much to overcome.
In the Midwest the defending champion Gary Waters
(Cleveland State) got a battle from Gregg Marshall
(Wichita State). Marshall has made great strides and
appears poised to be a real contender in fashion
tournaments for many years. He’s come a long ways
from Cave Springs High School, but he still needs a
little more seasoning to be able to out-style Gary
Waters.
About the only thing not pressed or starched on Waters
is a smile. Come on coach you beat Wake Forest in
the NCAA Tournament, crack a smile. There is nothing
in Gary’s wardrobe that says “Made in the USA.” He’s
a big time international recruiter.
His opponent is the up-and-coming Jim Les (Bradley).
Les outlasted the Brad Stevens (Butler) and the Lute
Olson blue blazer look. When Lute retired the blue
blazer was retired on the runway. Brad needs to add
little more versatility to his fashion roster.
The West Region has produced some surprises, most
notably Don Verlin (Idaho) advancing to the
“Sensational 16.” Come on now. Are you serious? The
fact that he received a bid over FBCA member Andy
Kennedy (Ole Miss) is proof positive that the
selection committee discriminates against the chrome
dome look. Verlin’s sense of style was developed
under Stew Morrill at Utah State. Enough said.
What a fortunate break for the head coach of Santa
Clara to have to face a non-style guy in the
Sensational 16. Had either Anthony Grant (Alabama)
or Tubby Smith (Minnesota) advanced, Kerry Keating
would be on his way out of the tournament. Instead
he advances to the Elegant 8. I will say this about
Keating, one of his suits cost more money than his
former mentor Ben Howland’s entire wardrobe.
But he still cannot compete with me.
“If Seth EVER beats me in a fashion standoff, Santa
Clara will pay him to play in Blacksburg,” said
Keating. “When is Seth going to realize that
‘hosting’ this tournament is the ONLY reason he's in
it?”
Pay a guy a compliment and he takes a shot at you.
Keating needs to get some new material. I should
also point out that the good folks at
CollegeInsider.com could have picked anyone to cover
this grand event and they opted for someone with a
deep appreciation for style and an understanding of
the fashion world.
Like I said, I am very underrated.
Keating’s opponent will come from the Bruiser Flint
(Drexel)-Frank Martin (Kansas State) clash.
Poor Bru. As stylish as he is he is not even the most
fashionable guy in the 215. It’s hard to get
national attention when you are second in your own
city. In Philly it’s all about Clooney. As for
Frank, I don’t think he realizes he is not living in
the Manhattan, which is one of the cities’ five
borrows. And Manhattan, KS is also not South Beach
so we can pull back a little with the linens.
In the end the flair and pizzazz of Martin moved him
one step closer to fashion immortality.
The Elegant 8 will be reduced to the Fashionable 4 on
Monday evening.
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April 10,
2009
THE CLOONEY
FACTOR
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
For some reason there continues to be a lot of
opposition to my advancement on the Runway to the
Fashionable 4. My first round victory was met with
much skepticism, as many apparently believe my
inclusion is based solely on the fact that I cover
the event each year. Obviously there is no
appreciation for my style and grace.
Bald is beautiful!
On that note your truly was the first participant to
advance to the “Sensational Sixteen,” after my
victory over The Citadel’s Ed Conroy.
“I only wish Seth was in my side of the bracket,” said
Santa Clara head coach Kerry Keating. “He’s the
fashion equivalent to a guarantee game in November.”
Keating is one these slick young guys who is young but
not fashionable. He got a favorable matchup in round
one, against Hawaii’s Bob Nash and he caught a break
when he was paired up with the Marlboro Man, Sam
Houston State’s Bob Marlin.
Keating got another break when Idaho’s Don Verlin
stunned Pacific’s Bob Thomason. Possible opponents
Anthony Grant (Alabama), Tubby Smith (Minnesota) and
Thomason were all upset. Now I have to pull for the
Pride of Moscow, ID, Coach Verlin to knock Keating
off the stage.
How is that I am an 11-seed and Keating is a 2-seed?
Bradley’s Jim Les looks like one of the rising stars
in this year’s field. With Butler’s Brad Stevens
upset of Lorenzo Romar (Washington), the path the
“Elegant Eight” is now within reach for Les. Nice
job with the pinstripe-suit coach.
Another guy who has done a nice job with the
pinstripes is Savannah State’s Horace Broadnax who
knocked off JT3 (Georgetown) to advance to the
Sensational Sixteen for this first time in his
career. Horace did a heck of a job this year with
his program. It went largely unnoticed by the media,
but coaches know what a tremendous job.
Next up for Coach Broadnax is Rick Pitino. You got no
shot Horace.
Speaking of no shot, tough draw for 15 guys in the
East Region, where George Clooney is the top seed.
Nobody can out-style my man Jay Wright. Rumor has it
that Monmouth’s Dave Calloway didn’t even bother to
show up for his first round matchup against Jay.
Northern Illinois’ Ricardo Patton put his best foot
forward but Clooney was simply too much for the
former Colorado head coach.
Miami’s Frank Haith is the next opponent for Jay.
After that, it looks like clear sailing to the
Fashionable 4.
That thought didn’t sit well with Middle Tennessee’s
Kermit Davis.
“Anything can happen,” said Davis. “I feel fortunate
to have received the No. 2 seed in the East and have
been well prepared for each of the first two rounds.
Like coach Keating I only wish that Seth were in the
East Region. It sure would have been nice to have an
easy “W.”
Kermit should be more concerned with Kevin Broadus
(Binghamton) who has posted impressive wins over
Johnny Jones (North Texas) and Dino Gaudio (Wake
Forest). It’s been a great season for Binghamton
basketball. I see Coach Broadus meeting Clooney in
the Elegant Eight.
Now that the Sensational Sixteen is set, I asked Hugh
Durham for some predictions.
“Well first off there is nobody I couldn’t out-style
and that includes Jay Wright,” said Durham. “Since I
am not competing I do see Jay making it through the
East Region to the Fashionable 4.”
I have to agree with Coach Durham. The Clooney factor
is too much for the opposition.
“In the West Region I think Bruiser Flint is the guy
to beat,” said Durham. “Don Verlin is certainly the
surprise of the tournament. He must have imported a
top ten tailor to Moscow.”
I disagree with Coach Durham here. Flint was fortunate
to get this far.
“The defending champion Gary Waters will come of out
the Southeast Region,” said Durham. “He’s pretty
sharp. I think he would even be a tough opponent for
me. I would beat him, but it would be pretty
competitive.”
Coach Waters has more shoes than Coach Durham has wins
in his career. That’s a lot of footwear. You have to
like Waters to advance.
“The Southeast Region looks like Rick Pitino’s to
lose,” says Durham. “Greenberg should have been in
the fashion NIT. Seriously Seth, you don’t really
think you are stylish do you?”
Coach I am little disappointed in your final analysis.
The Elegant Eight will be decided on Saturday
evening.
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April 8,
2009
SKULL CAPS
ARE NOT STYLISH
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
The first full day of competition was mostly
uneventful. There were a few mild surprises, but the
majority of the favorites advanced. While upsets
were few, there was no shortage of commentary from
interested spectators and that included Hugh Durham
who was in Detroit for the annual Hugh Durham Award
presentation.
“There are guys that are stylish and guys that think
they are stylish,” said Durham. “This tournament is
loaded with guys who think they look sharp. I don’t
see much in the way of style here.”
The 2009 Durham award went to Morgan State’s Todd
Bozeman who led Morgan to its’ first-ever NCAA
appearance. Nice job coach.
Among the other festivities in town was the annual
Skip Prosser Man of the Year toast, which took place
at
Baile Corcaigh. Last
year’s winner Mike Brey (Notre Dame) was there to
greet the 2009 recipient Ed Conroy (The Citadel).
Talk about a gathering of the fashionably
challenged. Also in attendance were Dave Calloway
(Monmouth), Tommy Dempsey (Rider) and Mark Schmidt
(St. Bonaventure) to name a few. Not a lot of
fashion victories among that group.
Former Hawaii head coach Riley Wallace, who also had a
front row seat for the festivities, shared his
thoughts on the fashion field and the recently
completed CollegeInsider.com Postseason Tournament.
“The CIT was a major success,” said Wallace. “I don’t
think people realize that this was in the works for
nearly 12 months. There was a lot of great planning
that went into the inaugural tournament. I think
there are some things that we can do better and
there will be some things we will add to enhance it
moving forward, but the first tournament was a major
success.”
And what about the Runway to the Fashionable 4 coach?
“I could win that. Not a lot of competition.”
Riley, who had a little success in previous fashion
tournaments, appears to be the early favorite to
assume the role of chairman of the CIT selection
committee for 2010.
And how about a little round of applause for Old
Dominion’s Blaine Taylor. He has no shot at winning
any fashion tournament, but he does walk away with
the inaugural CIT trophy. Don’t be surprised in ODU,
on their heels of their title run, is the preseason
favorite in the CAA. There was quite a buzz in
Detroit over the CIT. Coaches think it is a great
addition to the college basketball landscape. It’s
got a bright future.
Now lets move on to those without promising fashion
futures.
Those that struggled to match their socks on Day One
included Jeff Capel (Oklahoma), Anthony Grant
(Alabama) and Tubby Smith (Minnesota). Grant’s loss
to Bob Thomason (Pacific) is somewhat
understandable. Apparently some key components in
his wardrobe were lost in transit from VCU to
Alabama. Capel was paired in the 12-5 matchup, which
always seems to produce an upset. The one that I
have to question is Tubby Smith losing to Idaho’s
Don Verlin. One coach had an interesting take on
that upset.
“I think CollegeInsider.com made deals with coaches,”
said the coach who asked not to be named. “I think
they promised coaches who went to the CIT a spot on
the Runway to the Fashionable 4. I think that was a
big bargaining chip. How else would guys like Don
Verlin, Ed Conroy and Tommy Dempsey be included in a
fashion tourney?”
Hey good point coach. I managed to track down one of
the co-founder’s of CollegeInsider.com, Joe Dwyer to
ask him that very question.
“The bigger question for the fashion folks is how does
Seth Greenberg make the field of 65 every year? I
would like someone to answer that question.”
This coming from a guy who thinks a skull cap and a
Georgetown t-shirt is stylish!
Congratulations to all the first round winners, which
includes yours truly.
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April 6,
2009
FIELDS
ANNOUNCED
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
At long last the fields for the 2009 Runway to the
Fashionable 4 have been announced. It’s not a
surprise that there are some very questionable
choices by the selection committee. While I was
happy to see some of my fellow Jewish coaches,
Tennessee’s Bruce Pearl and Hartford’s Dan
Leibovitz, I was very disappointed to not see the
name “Greenberg” appear twice on the bracket.
Noticeably absent from the field is my brother, Brad
who took Radford to the NCAA Tournament this season.
Not enough love for the Jewish Coaches Association.
No surprises among the top seeds, as the selection
committee has long since established its’ favoritism
for Drexel’s Bruiser Flint. I have no problems with
Clooney (Jay Wright), Rick Pitino and Gary Waters
being No. 1 seeds, but Flint should be in the
play-in game.
The two style-in contests have already been completed.
In the Assistant coach tourney floral patterns were
apparently not enough, as Rob O'Driscoll (James
Madison) defeated Larry Farmer (Hawaii). In the main
tournament Dave Calloway (Monmouth) knocked Jimmy
Patsos (Loyola). The combined wardrobes of Calloway
and Patsos would not be able to compete with Brad
Greenberg. Bad job by the committee.
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March 22,
2009
OPENING ACT: TOURNAMENT
DELAYED?
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
It’s very poor job by CollegeInsider.com to keep all
of the stylish coaches in limbo. Normally we would
already be into the second round of action, but this
is not a normal year. The 2009 Runway to the
Fashionable 4 was pushed back because of the
inaugural CollegeInsider.com Postseason Tournament.
How about that! The CIT has preempted the start of
tourney action on the catwalk.
What a great job of assembling a tournament field for
16 deserving teams. The CIT selection committee did
an tremendous job of rewarding teams for outstanding
seasons. Not a lot of stylish guys on the selection
committee, especially my man Riley Wallace, but
there is certainly a lot of wins with names like
Lefty Driesell, Hugh Durham, Lou Henson, Jim Phelan
and Nolan Richardson to name a few.
Again -- Not exactly a gathering fashion stars, but
certainly coaching stars.
With the CIT in full swing the 2009 Runway to the
Fashionable 4 will kick off on April 6. Action will
begin Monday morning in advance of the NCAA
Championship game. Despite the fact that everything
spread at the Final 4 this year, there is no truth
to the rumor that some of the contests will take
place north of the border. The entire competition
will take place in downtown Detroit.
Coach Durham and Coach Phelan, who will be in Detroit
for the presentation of the awards that bear their
names, will provide some commentary. Apparently
Coach Durham believes he would have dominated this
annual event if it were in existence during his days
in coaching.
While it’s unlikely that Coach Durham will be among
the competitors, the were will be 65 head coaches
and 65 assistants vying for the title of America’s
Best Dressed in 2009.
Obviously the fashion selection committee will do a
great job of assembling the field, which will most
certainly include yours truly. I still feel as
though I was robbed in last year’s competition,
which concluded in San Antonio.
Last season Missouri’s Melvin Watkins took home the
crown in the Assistant Coach tournament, while
Cleveland State’s Gary Waters won the main event.
While you await the start of the 2009 Runway to the
Fashionable 4, take a look back at the action in
2008, which includes fashion analysis from ESPN’s
Jay Bilas.
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