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April 21, 2009
SONNY
LOSPECCHIO
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech |
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long last we have reached the final act on the 2009
Runway to the Fashionable 4. Aside from the noticeable
absence of yours truly in the championship round, this
year’s competition lived up to all of the
pre-tournament hype.
“The field was loaded with stylish coaches,” said
Middle Tennessee head coach Kermit Davis. “I think it
was as competitive a field as ever been assembled. In
addition to all the big name style guys the field was
loaded with quite a few underrated, but not under
dressed coaches.”
Like I have been telling people, I am very underrated.
Kermit is one of those guys who does not get a lot of
national television time so people may not realize the
style he sports in Murfreesboro, TN. Coaches like
Kermit, Randy Bennett, Horace Broadnax (Savannah
State), Kevin Broadus (Binghamton), Tim Carter (South
Carolina State), Steve Hawkins (Western Michigan),
Johnny Jones (North Texas), Dan Leibovitz (Hartford),
may not be popular enough to grace the cover of GQ,
but they deserve to get a little ink.
And then there are guys who buy GQ because they need a
lot of help. Guys like Santa Clara’s Kerry Keating.
Quite surprisingly Keating is back in the championship
for the second straight season. He is seeking to
become the only coach to ever win both the head coach
and assistant coach tournaments. In my opinion he
should still be competing with the assistant coaches.
His attire simply does not measure up.
“I don’t write the blog for the Runway to the
Fashionable 4 so it should be clear that I have
advanced on merit,” says Keating. “If someone else
were put in charge of covering the event, the fashion
world would never hear the name Seth Greenberg again.”
Keating would have been well advised to consult with
me, rather than insult me. I have faced his
championship opponent in each of the past two fashion
tournaments. I gave him all he could handle in the
Elegant 8 this year and last year I caught the eye of
the fashion world by beating Rick Pitino in the
opening round. I was a 16 seed.
“Seth remembers beating Rick in the opening round,”
says Keating. “Everyone else remembers Seth winning
because Rick didn’t show up. There were some changes
to the start times and Rick Pitino’s camp did not get
the memo. Seth neglected to mention that.”
Keating should remember the pecking order from one of
his favorite movies, “A Bronx Tale.” Keating is
Calogero and Pitino is Sonny LoSpecchio, the boss.
The first order of business for the day was to
determine America’s most stylish assistant coach.
Wayne McClain (Illinois) was facing hometown favorite
Bacari Alexander (Western Michigan). Alexander, who
calls Detroit home, is a two-time champion on the
Runway so it was easy to understand why he would be
the favorite on this day.
“He has the home court advantage,” said legendary
coach Hugh Durham. “Normally that means you get the
majority of the calls, but there have been a lot of
questionable calls during this tournament.”
You mean like Rick Pitino beating me in the Elegant 8?
“No they got that one right,” said Durham. “It was the
three wins leading up to that contest that I would
have to question.”
Coach Durham has an impressive coaching resume, but
his knowledge of style is clearly limited.
In my opinion Coach McClain should be crowned
champion, but I don’t have a vote. Bacari “and Coke”
Alexander becomes the first coach to ever win the
title of best-dressed coach three times.
He couldn’t keep up with the likes of me in the “real”
tournament, but Bacari has clearly separated himself
in the understudy tourney.
On the main stage my man Keating was all decked out
and had designs on winning another title of his own,
but his designs cannot match Pitino’s designer
fashions.
The best-dressed coach award has been handed out every
year since 1998. Shockingly, in eleven seasons Pitino
has never been crowned champion. Until now.
You can make a pretty strong case that Pitino is the
coach that took style to another level. Ravishing Rick
is America’s Most Stylish in 2009.
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April 16, 2009
COLLEGE BASKETBALL'S VANILLA ICE
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
As the competitors made last-minute alterations, the
fashion world turned its’ attention south to
Knoxville, TN. For those of you that missed it be
thankful that you did. Bad style reached its’ apex.
I am going to have a tough time lobbying, in future
tournaments, for my man Bruce Pearl after his
appearance at student function on the campus of the
University of Tennessee. Bruce is a loyal member of
the Jewish Coaches fraternity, but I really have to
question his orange and white-checkered sport coat,
with no shirt. And then he tried to rap.
Are you serious Bruce?
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Well Peal I can rhyme a little bit myself…
You think you can rhyme
well I can kick it better
That’s one ugly coat
and a bad looking sweater
It’s rap master Pearl
with the big gold chain
If he thinks he can rhyme
then I am the Jewish Big Daddy Kane
Bruce has done a heck of a job in his short time at
Tennessee, but he has got to do something about the
wardrobe. He’s the Vanilla Ice of College Basketball.
After recovering from my “questionable” loss to Pitino
in the Elegant 8, I took some time to study the two
national semi-final matchups. The Pitino-Clooney
matchup is clearly for all the marbles. The
Keating-Les clash is like a pre-determined consolation
contest.
Keating vs. Les? What is this, the fashion equivalent
to Bracket Busters?
I was so focused on my matchup with Pitino that I
didn’t give much thought to Keating’s advancement to
the Fashionable 4. Now with time to reflect, I can say
without reservation that it’s an absolute disgrace.
I am not completely agreeable to Les making it this
far, but he at least he has NBA pedigree. Keating
learned style under the tutelage of Ben Howland. While
Ben appears well on his way to applying for membership
in the FBCA (Fashionable Bald Coaches Association),
it’s not clear to me that he meets the fashion
requirement. He may not get voted in on the first
ballot.
And he is Keating’s style coach.
While I would expect big ratings for the Clooney-Pitino
contest, I would fully expect the network to find
alternative programming while the other semi-final is
being contested. Perhaps an episode of ‘watching paint
dry’ would be more captivating.
My prediction is a Les is more result, with Jim Les
moving on to the championship against Clooney. I
honestly cannot see Jay Wright losing to the Good
Humor Man. When I see the white suit I think Toasted
Almond, not GQ. You would never see Clooney in a white
suit.
I haven’t given a lot of love to the Assistant Coach
Tournament, but let’s be honest -- Nobody really
cares. They could be giving away money and few would
show up to watch the event. Still it is worth at least
a peak because the hometown guy is seeking to do
something even Clooney hasn’t done. Bacari “and Coke”
Alexander is two wins away from becoming the first
coach (head coach or assistant) to capture three style
championships.
And he seems pretty confident coming into his matchup
with Kareem Richardson (Drake).
“K is definitely a Cinderella in the tournament, but
unfortunately the slipper got a little tight,” said
Alexander. “I'm in my own back yard in Detroit and I
have a record crowd behind me at Ford Field. I hope
that's enough to get it done.”
After looking at film on Alexander, two things are
very clear to me. First, he is a pretty stylish
individual. Secondly, the fashion committee robbed his
mentor and style coach.
This proves, once and for all, that there is a
concerted effort by the committee to keep the
fashionably bald from advancing deep into the
tournament. Hawk added the final touch to his ensemble
this year with the designer spectacles. It gives him
that very distinguished look, something he has clearly
passed on to Bacari.
Last season Alexander came up just short, losing in
the title match to Missouri’s Melvin Watkins. The
addition of Hawkins to his own fashion advisory board
should make the difference now.
As for the matter of Hawkins and other FBCA members
not advancing on the Runway to the Fashionable 4, on
behalf of Steve and bald coaches everywhere I plan on
filing a complaint with the American Civil Liberties
Union.
And I will be filing a similar complaint with the
fashion committee, after learning that Kerry Keating
had out-styled Jim Les to earn a spot in the
championship. That is an absolute joke. Neither guy
had any business making it this far, but at least Les
should have won this matchup of the fashionably
challenged.
Keating in the finals is more comical then Pearl’s
checkerboard.
I am at a loss for words so I will let you check the
remaining results for yourself.
Like my man Bruce
Pearl said… Peace I’m out!
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April 15, 2009
PLEASANTLY PLUMP
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
I
believe that it is important to begin today’s
festivities by thanking the loyal supporters of the
FBCA (Fashionable Bald Coaches Association). I have
heard from many of you over the past couple of days
and some have even contacted the fashion selection
committee directly.
Dear Selection Committee,
I have been of the opinion, which Seth wrote about,
for a long time in that bald men are discriminated
against on the Runway to the Fashionable 4. I would
like to take that a step further as I also believe
that those of us that are pleasantly plump were
discriminated against, even more. If you are
unfortunate enough to have both factors working
against you -- you have no chance. In essence, our
membership is classified as low major.
Which brings me back to this year. I have spent the
entire year in an intense workout regimen in an effort
to lose the 2 lbs that I lost and felt was needed to
get me over the top. It is glaringly obvious that this
year’s committee is incompetent! I hope steps are
taken in the future to improve the process in which
bald/chubby coaches can be taken seriously as well
dressed individuals. We have feelings as well. And for
the record, I am comfortable in my own skin!
Sincerely,
Steve Hawkins
Head Men’s Basketball Coach
Western Michigan University
Steve Hawkins was the recipient of the annual FBCA
Chrome Dome Award for 2009. Hawk did an outstanding
job of keeping his dome well polished throughout the
season. He edged out Randy Bennett (St. Mary’s) and
Andy Kennedy (Ole Miss) for the honors this year. As
for the extra poundage, I would recommend the
elliptical.
While the hierarchy of the FBCA was disappointed that
Hawk and other members did not advance deep into the
2009 tournament, we were more disappointed that one of
the organization’s arch nemesis continues to advance.
With each win on the catwalk, Santa Clara’s Kerry
Keating has made it a point to reach all members of
the FBCA via text messaging to announce his victory.
Virtually our entire membership was hoping for a
victory by Fabulous Frank Martin (Kansas State) over
Keating.
Despite my advice that linens don’t work well in cold
weather climates, Frank rolled into Detroit with South
Beach attire. Much to our dismay, Keating had little
trouble advancing to his second straight Fashionable
4.
Moments after the contest went finale, we all received
a text message from Santa Clara.
Keating’s opponent in the Fashionable 4 figured to be
the defending national champion from Cleveland State,
Gary Waters. He is as sharp and well pressed as they
come. He first made his mark at Kent State, in the
early part of the decade and took it to another level
during his time spent at Rutgers. Last season he
joined Clooney (Jay Wright), Bruiser Flint (Drexel)
and Willis Wilson (former Rice head coach) as the only
two-time champions on the Runway. An unprecedented
third title will have to wait at least one year.
Bradley’s Jim Les stunned Waters to advance to the
Fashionable 4.
“I think the fact that Coach Les is a spitting image
of Tom Cruise had more to do with him advancing in
this tournament than his wardrobe,” says Eric Buescher,
associate head coach at Bradley. "I do have to give
his wife Jodi credit for stepping up his wardrobe this
year. If it weren’t for her, Coach would still be in
the 80’s gear he was wearing in college. He will
definitely have to be at the top of his game to
compete at this level.”
In the East, Clooney met Gucci. Binghamton’s Kevin
Broadus styled his way through to the Elegant 8. Coach
Broadus had an outstanding season, leading his program
to its first-ever NCAA appearance and he followed it
up with an impressive stroll down the catwalk.
Most of the fashion experts thought this would be a
comfortable win for Jay, but Broadus jumped to the
early lead and continued to put the pressure on
Clooney. At the ten-minute mark of the second half,
Clooney was down double-digits. After watching Gary
Waters get beat earlier in the day those in attendance
started to believe anything was possible.
With time running out Jay turned to fashion
consultant, Rollie Massimino. Jay used a full court
press to narrow the margin and then dazzled the crowd
with an array of high-quality threads. Gucci had no
answer.
Now all that was left to be decided was the fashion
finale in the Southeast Regional between Ricky Pitino
and yours truly.
Despite my impressive performances to date, many still
questioned my appearance in the Elegant 8.
“It’s comical,” said CollegeInsider.com’s Joe Dwyer.
“The statement ‘bald is beautiful’ is the anthem only
for those who don’t have hair.”
This coming from a guy who shows up in shorts,
flip-flops, a skull cap and a David Thompson (Denver
Nuggets) throwback jersey.
“I would have to agree with Joe,” said Hugh Durham.
“If Seth is stylish then I am a world class
tri-athlete. Pitino should win that easy.”
I am going to give coach Durham a pass.
“I remembering getting a pretty good laugh last year
when I heard Seth had beaten Pitino,” said Kerry
Keating. “I thought it was someone’s poor attempt at
humor. If he beats Pitino again I will forfeit my win
over Frank Martin and never enter another fashion
tournament.”
Keating just provided me with that extra motivation I
needed.
Among others in attendance was Jay Bilas who served as
the fashion analyst for the 2008 tournament in San
Antonio. Surprisingly Jay was stunned to see me still
competing, but he did seem to like my chances.
“It’s really hard to justify Pitino’s white suit,”
said Bilas. “Where is Tattoo?”
Pitino left the white suit on the bench for this
contest.
Not surprisingly I dazzled everyone with my style and
grace. Pitino had to go deep into his closet to keep
up with me. Late in the contest the on-stage monitors
went out, but there was no concern on my part as I was
already comfortably ahead.
As the seconds ticked off I was ecstatic with the
prospects of a second straight trip to the Fashionable
4. Hokie Nation could feel victory within our grasps.
Then I got the news.
Pitino had advanced to the Fashionable 4.
There is no question I was robbed, but I was gracious
in defeat as I addressed the media afterwards.
“What was the difference today,” asked one reporter.
Pitino is regal. There is no way around it. I thought
I had the advantage having beaten him in last year’s
tournament, but it his in-game tailoring was huge. It
wasn’t meant to be today.
“There has been a lot of speculation that you may not
compete on the 2010 Runway to the Fashionable 4 in
Indianapolis,” wondered another reporter.
I will definitely compete next season. I think my
style is something this tournament needs. I look
forward to lobbying for more members of the FBCA to
make the field in 2010 and I look forward to making
another run on the catwalk.
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April 13, 2009
THE FBCA
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
Let me begin by responding to the influx of emails
regarding the 2009 Runway to the Fashionable 4. While
the majority has focused on the support of their
respective coaches, there is a voice of opposition to
yours truly being among the 65 competitors in the
field.
Quite frankly I think I am very underrated.
For years I have carried the banner for the FBCA
(Fashionable Bald Coaches Association). Our numbers
are limited but our voice is loud. I firmly believe
the fashion selection committee has not given our
membership enough credit. Guys like Steve Hawkins
(Western Michigan) and Andy Kennedy (Ole Miss) have
not gotten a fair shake. Hawkins was one-and-done in
this year’s tournament and Kennedy didn’t even receive
an at-large bid. And how about Buzz Williams
(Marquette)? The polished dome got no love from the
committee.
Then there is the next wave of guys, who will be
full-fledged FBCA members soon. Lets be honest, guys
like Bob Hill (Rutgers), Ben Howland (UCLA), Phil
Martelli (St. Joseph’s) and Kevin Stallings
(Vanderbilt) are just a couple of follicles away from
FBCA membership. Despite some nifty attire none of
those guys made the field this season. There is no
question that the follicley-challenged do not receive
nearly the same consideration as the younger and
slicker coaches, despite the fact that their wardrobes
do not compare to FBCA members.
I will certainly continue to lobby with the selection
committee in the off-season to see if we can get more
our members in the fashion field. There will be a
Rogaine bracket in 2010.
Now let’s take a look at the action from Saturday
evening, beginning in the Southeast Region.
Did you really think John Calipari (Kentucky) was
going to beat me? Cal can recruit some of the most
talented high school players in America, but it’s
obvious he has not been able to recruit a big time
tailor. 8 million dollars a year gives you an
advantage in this tournament, but it’s clear that Cal
doesn’t have an eye for style. Various shades of blue
ties do not make a black suit look good. There is no
diversity in Cal’s wardrobe.
Rumor has it that Horace Broadnax (Savannah State)
borrowed a few white towels from Coach John Thompson.
Fortunately for him he didn’t solicit any fashion
advice from Big John. Speaking of advice, who advised
Pitino to un-retire the white suit? It was not a good
choice last season, but for some reason he broke it
out again this season. Broadnax should advance for
that reason alone, but apparently the fashion
committee was impressed by Pitino’s “white-out” tactic
and he moved on to the “Elegant 8” where he will meet
yours truly.
In the East Region, Clooney (Jay Wright) used the full
court press to get past Frank Haith (Miami). Jay is so
clean you can smell the cologne through the TV. His
next opponent would come from the Kermit Davis (Middle
Tennessee)-Kevin Broadus (Binghamton) matchup. Kermit,
a debonair southern gentleman, has good classic style
in a compact package. Broadus has Gucci on speed dial.
Kermit, that’s just too much to overcome.
In the Midwest the defending champion Gary Waters
(Cleveland State) got a battle from Gregg Marshall
(Wichita State). Marshall has made great strides and
appears poised to be a real contender in fashion
tournaments for many years. He’s come a long ways from
Cave Springs High School, but he still needs a little
more seasoning to be able to out-style Gary Waters.
About the only thing not pressed or starched on Waters
is a smile. Come on coach you beat Wake Forest in the
NCAA Tournament, crack a smile. There is nothing in
Gary’s wardrobe that says “Made in the USA.” He’s a
big time international recruiter.
His opponent is the up-and-coming Jim Les (Bradley).
Les outlasted the Brad Stevens (Butler) and the Lute
Olson blue blazer look. When Lute retired the blue
blazer was retired on the runway. Brad needs to add
little more versatility to his fashion roster.
The West Region has produced some surprises, most
notably Don Verlin (Idaho) advancing to the
“Sensational 16.” Come on now. Are you serious? The
fact that he received a bid over FBCA member Andy
Kennedy (Ole Miss) is proof positive that the
selection committee discriminates against the chrome
dome look. Verlin’s sense of style was developed under
Stew Morrill at Utah State. Enough said.
What a fortunate break for the head coach of Santa
Clara to have to face a non-style guy in the
Sensational 16. Had either Anthony Grant (Alabama) or
Tubby Smith (Minnesota) advanced, Kerry Keating would
be on his way out of the tournament. Instead he
advances to the Elegant 8. I will say this about
Keating, one of his suits cost more money than his
former mentor Ben Howland’s entire wardrobe.
But he still cannot compete with me.
“If Seth EVER beats me in a fashion standoff, Santa
Clara will pay him to play in Blacksburg,” said
Keating. “When is Seth going to realize that ‘hosting’
this tournament is the ONLY reason he's in it?”
Pay a guy a compliment and he takes a shot at you.
Keating needs to get some new material. I should also
point out that the good folks at CollegeInsider.com
could have picked anyone to cover this grand event and
they opted for someone with a deep appreciation for
style and an understanding of the fashion world.
Like I said, I am very underrated.
Keating’s opponent will come from the Bruiser Flint
(Drexel)-Frank Martin (Kansas State) clash.
Poor Bru. As stylish as he is he is not even the most
fashionable guy in the 215. It’s hard to get national
attention when you are second in your own city. In
Philly it’s all about Clooney. As for Frank, I don’t
think he realizes he is not living in the Manhattan,
which is one of the cities’ five borrows. And
Manhattan, KS is also not South Beach so we can pull
back a little with the linens.
In the end the flair and pizzazz of Martin moved him
one step closer to fashion immortality.
The Elegant 8 will be reduced to the Fashionable 4 on
Monday evening.
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April 10, 2009
THE CLOONEY
FACTOR
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
For
some reason there continues to be a lot of opposition
to my advancement on the Runway to the Fashionable 4.
My first round victory was met with much skepticism,
as many apparently believe my inclusion is based
solely on the fact that I cover the event each year.
Obviously there is no appreciation for my style and
grace.
Bald is beautiful!
On that note your truly was the first participant to
advance to the “Sensational Sixteen,” after my victory
over The Citadel’s Ed Conroy.
“I only wish Seth was in my side of the bracket,” said
Santa Clara head coach Kerry Keating. “He’s the
fashion equivalent to a guarantee game in November.”
Keating is one these slick young guys who is young but
not fashionable. He got a favorable matchup in round
one, against Hawaii’s Bob Nash and he caught a break
when he was paired up with the Marlboro Man, Sam
Houston State’s Bob Marlin.
Keating got another break when Idaho’s Don Verlin
stunned Pacific’s Bob Thomason. Possible opponents
Anthony Grant (Alabama), Tubby Smith (Minnesota) and
Thomason were all upset. Now I have to pull for the
Pride of Moscow, ID, Coach Verlin to knock Keating off
the stage.
How is that I am an 11-seed and Keating is a 2-seed?
Bradley’s Jim Les looks like one of the rising stars
in this year’s field. With Butler’s Brad Stevens upset
of Lorenzo Romar (Washington), the path the “Elegant
Eight” is now within reach for Les. Nice job with the
pinstripe-suit coach.
Another guy who has done a nice job with the
pinstripes is Savannah State’s Horace Broadnax who
knocked off JT3 (Georgetown) to advance to the
Sensational Sixteen for this first time in his career.
Horace did a heck of a job this year with his program.
It went largely unnoticed by the media, but coaches
know what a tremendous job.
Next up for Coach Broadnax is Rick Pitino. You got no
shot Horace.
Speaking of no shot, tough draw for 15 guys in the
East Region, where George Clooney is the top seed.
Nobody can out-style my man Jay Wright. Rumor has it
that Monmouth’s Dave Calloway didn’t even bother to
show up for his first round matchup against Jay.
Northern Illinois’ Ricardo Patton put his best foot
forward but Clooney was simply too much for the former
Colorado head coach.
Miami’s Frank Haith is the next opponent for Jay.
After that, it looks like clear sailing to the
Fashionable 4.
That thought didn’t sit well with Middle Tennessee’s
Kermit Davis.
“Anything can happen,” said Davis. “I feel fortunate
to have received the No. 2 seed in the East and have
been well prepared for each of the first two rounds.
Like coach Keating I only wish that Seth were in the
East Region. It sure would have been nice to have an
easy “W.”
Kermit should be more concerned with Kevin Broadus
(Binghamton) who has posted impressive wins over
Johnny Jones (North Texas) and Dino Gaudio (Wake
Forest). It’s been a great season for Binghamton
basketball. I see Coach Broadus meeting Clooney in the
Elegant Eight.
Now that the Sensational Sixteen is set, I asked Hugh
Durham for some predictions.
“Well first off there is nobody I couldn’t out-style
and that includes Jay Wright,” said Durham. “Since I
am not competing I do see Jay making it through the
East Region to the Fashionable 4.”
I have to agree with Coach Durham. The Clooney factor
is too much for the opposition.
“In the West Region I think Bruiser Flint is the guy
to beat,” said Durham. “Don Verlin is certainly the
surprise of the tournament. He must have imported a
top ten tailor to Moscow.”
I disagree with Coach Durham here. Flint was fortunate
to get this far.
“The defending champion Gary Waters will come of out
the Southeast Region,” said Durham. “He’s pretty
sharp. I think he would even be a tough opponent for
me. I would beat him, but it would be pretty
competitive.”
Coach Waters has more shoes than Coach Durham has wins
in his career. That’s a lot of footwear. You have to
like Waters to advance.
“The Southeast Region looks like Rick Pitino’s to
lose,” says Durham. “Greenberg should have been in the
fashion NIT. Seriously Seth, you don’t really think
you are stylish do you?”
Coach I am little disappointed in your final analysis.
The Elegant Eight will be decided on Saturday evening.
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April 8, 2009
SKULL CAPS
ARE NOT STYLISH
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
The
first full day of competition was mostly uneventful.
There were a few mild surprises, but the majority of
the favorites advanced. While upsets were few, there
was no shortage of commentary from interested
spectators and that included Hugh Durham who was in
Detroit for the annual Hugh Durham Award presentation.
“There are guys that are stylish and guys that think
they are stylish,” said Durham. “This tournament is
loaded with guys who think they look sharp. I don’t
see much in the way of style here.”
The 2009 Durham award went to Morgan State’s Todd
Bozeman who led Morgan to its’ first-ever NCAA
appearance. Nice job coach.
Among the other festivities in town was the annual
Skip Prosser Man of the Year toast, which took place
at
Baile Corcaigh. Last
year’s winner Mike Brey (Notre Dame) was there to
greet the 2009 recipient Ed Conroy (The Citadel). Talk
about a gathering of the fashionably challenged. Also
in attendance were Dave Calloway (Monmouth), Tommy
Dempsey (Rider) and Mark Schmidt (St. Bonaventure) to
name a few. Not a lot of fashion victories among that
group.
Former Hawaii head coach Riley Wallace, who also had a
front row seat for the festivities, shared his
thoughts on the fashion field and the recently
completed CollegeInsider.com Postseason Tournament.
“The CIT was a major success,” said Wallace. “I don’t
think people realize that this was in the works for
nearly 12 months. There was a lot of great planning
that went into the inaugural tournament. I think there
are some things that we can do better and there will
be some things we will add to enhance it moving
forward, but the first tournament was a major
success.”
And what about the Runway to the Fashionable 4 coach?
“I could win that. Not a lot of competition.”
Riley, who had a little success in previous fashion
tournaments, appears to be the early favorite to
assume the role of chairman of the CIT selection
committee for 2010.
And how about a little round of applause for Old
Dominion’s Blaine Taylor. He has no shot at winning
any fashion tournament, but he does walk away with the
inaugural CIT trophy. Don’t be surprised in ODU, on
their heels of their title run, is the preseason
favorite in the CAA. There was quite a buzz in Detroit
over the CIT. Coaches think it is a great addition to
the college basketball landscape. It’s got a bright
future.
Now lets move on to those without promising fashion
futures.
Those that struggled to match their socks on Day One
included Jeff Capel (Oklahoma), Anthony Grant
(Alabama) and Tubby Smith (Minnesota). Grant’s loss to
Bob Thomason (Pacific) is somewhat understandable.
Apparently some key components in his wardrobe were
lost in transit from VCU to Alabama. Capel was paired
in the 12-5 matchup, which always seems to produce an
upset. The one that I have to question is Tubby Smith
losing to Idaho’s Don Verlin. One coach had an
interesting take on that upset.
“I think CollegeInsider.com made deals with coaches,”
said the coach who asked not to be named. “I think
they promised coaches who went to the CIT a spot on
the Runway to the Fashionable 4. I think that was a
big bargaining chip. How else would guys like Don
Verlin, Ed Conroy and Tommy Dempsey be included in a
fashion tourney?”
Hey good point coach. I managed to track down one of
the co-founder’s of CollegeInsider.com, Joe Dwyer to
ask him that very question.
“The bigger question for the fashion folks is how does
Seth Greenberg make the field of 65 every year? I
would like someone to answer that question.”
This coming from a guy who thinks a skull cap and a
Georgetown t-shirt is stylish!
Congratulations to all the first round winners, which
includes yours truly.
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April 6, 2009
FIELDS
ANNOUNCED
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
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long last the fields for the 2009 Runway to the
Fashionable 4 have been announced. It’s not a surprise
that there are some very questionable choices by the
selection committee. While I was happy to see some of
my fellow Jewish coaches, Tennessee’s Bruce Pearl and
Hartford’s Dan Leibovitz, I was very disappointed to
not see the name “Greenberg” appear twice on the
bracket. Noticeably absent from the field is my
brother, Brad who took Radford to the NCAA Tournament
this season. Not enough love for the Jewish Coaches
Association.
No surprises among the top seeds, as the selection
committee has long since established its’ favoritism
for Drexel’s Bruiser Flint. I have no problems with
Clooney (Jay Wright), Rick Pitino and Gary Waters
being No. 1 seeds, but Flint should be in the play-in
game.
The two style-in contests have already been completed.
In the Assistant coach tourney floral patterns were
apparently not enough, as Rob O'Driscoll (James
Madison) defeated Larry Farmer (Hawaii). In the main
tournament Dave Calloway (Monmouth) knocked Jimmy
Patsos (Loyola). The combined wardrobes of Calloway
and Patsos would not be able to compete with Brad
Greenberg. Bad job by the committee.
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March 22, 2009
OPENING ACT: TOURNAMENT
DELAYED?
by Seth Greenberg, Virginia Tech
It’s very poor job by CollegeInsider.com to keep all
of the stylish coaches in limbo. Normally we would
already be into the second round of action, but this
is not a normal year. The 2009 Runway to the
Fashionable 4 was pushed back because of the inaugural
CollegeInsider.com Postseason Tournament.
How about that! The CIT has preempted the start of
tourney action on the catwalk.
What a great job of assembling a tournament field for
16 deserving teams. The CIT selection committee did an
tremendous job of rewarding teams for outstanding
seasons. Not a lot of stylish guys on the selection
committee, especially my man Riley Wallace, but there
is certainly a lot of wins with names like Lefty
Driesell, Hugh Durham, Lou Henson, Jim Phelan and
Nolan Richardson to name a few.
Again -- Not exactly a gathering fashion stars, but
certainly coaching stars.
With the CIT in full swing the 2009 Runway to the
Fashionable 4 will kick off on April 6. Action will
begin Monday morning in advance of the NCAA
Championship game. Despite the fact that everything
spread at the Final 4 this year, there is no truth to
the rumor that some of the contests will take place
north of the border. The entire competition will take
place in downtown Detroit.
Coach Durham and Coach Phelan, who will be in Detroit
for the presentation of the awards that bear their
names, will provide some commentary. Apparently Coach
Durham believes he would have dominated this annual
event if it were in existence during his days in
coaching.
While it’s unlikely that Coach Durham will be among
the competitors, the were will be 65 head coaches and
65 assistants vying for the title of America’s Best
Dressed in 2009.
Obviously the fashion selection committee will do a
great job of assembling the field, which will most
certainly include yours truly. I still feel as though
I was robbed in last year’s competition, which
concluded in San Antonio.
Last season Missouri’s Melvin Watkins took home the
crown in the Assistant Coach tournament, while
Cleveland State’s Gary Waters won the main event.
While you await the start of the 2009 Runway to the
Fashionable 4, take a look back at the action in 2008,
which includes fashion analysis from ESPN’s Jay Bilas.
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